Happy Monday!! I hope that everyone is having a FABULOUS long weekend.
Today, I’m writing a quick update as I suffered a devastating loss over the weekend.
I, Melissa Rose, am saddened to announce the passing of my LG G4 phone on Saturday, August 5th, 2017; the phone’s death came swiftly (yet, unexpectedly); falling onto my carpeted floor before being smashed by my heavy water bottle.
While my phone only lived a short life; it lived a good life. I shall be forever grateful for its service; keeping me up to date on social happenings, and providing games for me to play when I needed a distraction.
I can only hope to find another phone to make me as happy as LG G4 did. However, in the meantime, I shall try and make the most of my time with one less digital device in my possession. I mean, I still have my laptop and IPad to keep me connected with the blogosphere.
Rest in Peace little Android *plays Amazing Grace in the background*
Gone, but not forgotten.
Note from the Blogger
This post is intended to be 100% pure sarcasm. While I’m frustrated with my phone, I’m not devastated; there are worse things that could happen to a person than an electronic device kicking the bucket. I just thought that writing a eulogy-style post as a send-off to my LG G4 would be kind of hilarious.